The All-New Super Friends Hour

[opening narration]

Narrator:
Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe, here in this great Hall of Justice, are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled: SUPERMAN! BATMAN AND ROBIN! WONDER WOMAN! AQUAMAN! And The Wonder Twins: ZAN and JAYNA, with their space monkey, GLEEK! Dedicated to truth, justice and peace for all mankind!

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Zan, Jayna:
Wonder Twin powers: ACTIVATE!

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Zan:
Jupiters!

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Superman:
Up, up and away!

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Jayna:
Spacey, Zan. Real spacey.

Jayda:
Shape of an eagle.

Zan:
Form of water.

Zan:
Shape of an ice ramp.

Jayda:
Form of a walrus.

Jayda:
Shape of a pelican.

Jayda:
Form of a whale.

Zan:
Shape of a water spout.

Zan:
Form of steam.

Jayda:
Shape of a mosquito.

Jayda:
Shape of a condor.

Zan:
Shape of the water beast.

Robin:
Holy embargoes!

Robin:
Holy seawater!

Superman:
[about to break into the blimp] At five-thousand feet, you don't use a key.

Wonder Woman:
Sorry, fellows, we're in a rush. [vaults off]

Superman:
Arms of steel can come in handy.

Superman:
Fear is not the way to accomplish peace, Dr. Fright.

Gary:
Hey, Tom, ya sure ya don't wanna wait 'til Saturday to lose?

Tom:
I'm ready right now, to win.

Gary:
Ah, somehow winning the race wasn't worth it. 'Specially after losing my car.

Zan:
[Luahgs] Some fisherman *you* are, Gleek!

Jayna:
Yeah. That fish almost caught *you*.

Mill operator:
I don't know what mighta happened without you.

Superman:
[sees branches with leaves growing out of his arm] Oh, no. Whatever it is has infected *me*.

Jayna:
[after he soaks her as a pigeon to end their powers] Thanks for the bird bath.

Wonder Woman:
One do-it-yourself plant-trap coming up.

Zan:
[after she turns into a walrus] Are those your teeth, Jayna? Or are you eating two bananas?

Zan:
[after being infected by the creature as an iceberg] Yikes! He's turned me into frozen spinach!

Batman:
Ninety-degree roll coming up.

Superman:
[about to restore the plants to their normal forms] Time for a little gardening.

Zan:
[after Superman threw it into space] Wow, the world's first backwards meteorite.

Jayna:
If Aquaman hadn't found the cure, the world would've been one big garden.

Wonder Woman:
And not the Garden of Eden.

Aquaman:
Never interfere with the balance of nature. The results can be devastating.

Batman:
It took millions of years for the Earth to develop the delicate system of life it now has.

Superman:
And in one careless moment it can all go to waste.

Computer:
[last lines: "Day of the Plant Creatures"] This is Justice League Computers. Please stop monkeying around with my computer reels.

[everyone laughs]

Robin:
[last lines: "Invasion of the Hydronoids"] I'd rather have my mind than a tuna sandwich any day.

Jayna:
Looks like your system is more of a hurricane than a breeze.

Zan:
[in a bottle with the rest of the shrunken city] I hope it's not the no-deposits, no-return kind.

Aquaman:
What can we do?

Wonder Woman:
Use my magic lasso, and an old Boy Scout trick, I hope.

Zan:
Finding the Super Friends is gonna be like... a needle finding a haystack.

Zan:
[after digging a hole as an ice-spear] Pretty sharp, huh?

Jayna:
[sarcastically] Sharp, Zan. Real sharp.

Aquaman:
Mongor was destined to lose.

Wonder Woman:
Like Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Alexander the Great. Those who use force are destined to lose in the end.

Astronaut:
The space station owes you its thanks.

Wonder Woman:
It's we who owe *you* thanks, for paving new frontiers in space.

Jayna:
Shape of an eagle.

Zan:
Form of water.

Jayna:
Shape of a gopher.

Zan:
Form of water.

Jayna:
Form of a space insect.

Zan:
Form of a vile of water.

Zan:
Form of a ski slope.

Jayna:
Shape of a polar bear.

Robin:
Holy puzzlement, Batman!

Robin:
Holy desolation!

Robin:
Holy arthropods, Batman!

Robin:
Holy hijackers!

Robin:
Holy dialogue, Batman!

Robin:
Holy misguided missles!

Robin:
Holy henchmen!

Robin:
Holy broadcast!

Robin:
Holy boulders!

Robin:
Holy statues!

Narrator:
Later we find Zan has changed to a vessel of water and Jayna is a shape of a camel.

[closing teaser]

Narrator:
Superman and Aquaman find themselves entangled in a deep-sea mystery when they meet the attack of the giant squid. Next, those outer-space Wonder Twins and Gleek point out the error of jumping to conclusions as they tackle a tiger on the loose. Then the SuperFriends combine their super-heroics in an all-out conflict with the evil scientist, Diktor, and the mysterious time creatures. And finally, Wonder Woman and guest star Apache Chief fly halfway around the world to save a community from a giant cobra. Watch next week for "The All-New SuperFriends Show."

Batman:
Fresh fruits and vegetables make some of the best snacks there are.

[last lines]

[segment:
"The Whirlpool"]

Aquaman:
Well, Captain Croner, you certainly came close to establishing a speed record.

Black Vulcan:
Right to the bottom of the ocean.

[everyone laughs]

[first lines]

[segment:
"The Whirlpool"]

Captain Croner:
Mr. Denfore, what are you doing?

[opening narration]

[segment:
"The Whirlpool"]

Narrator:
In the wintry North Atlantic, a giant supertanker heads toward Norway.

Jayna:
[last lines, segment: "Invasion of the Earthors"] But it's a lucky thing Gleek wasn't around or we would've never made it. [everyone laughs]

Robin:
Holy super-monsters! That big bag of bolts is after Superman.

Batman:
This calls for the Bat-Ski-Lift.

Robin:
Holy tremors!

Superman:
It's the Justice League Trouble Alarm!

[first lines]

[segment:
"Invasion of the Earthors"]

Tour Guide:
And for centuries, Crackeloa Volcano has been extinct and silent.

[opening narration]

[segment:
"Invasion of the Earthors"]

Narrator:
Grand Bahia in the Caribbean Sea. A tropical resort island crowded with vacationing tourists.

[last lines]

[segment:
"Joy Ride"]

Zan:
Speaking of stealing, it looks like Gleek's stealing the show again.

[everyone laughs]

Jayna:
It's the Teen Trouble Alert!

[first lines]

[segment:
"Joy Ride"]

Mechanic:
Sorry, Mike, but this plane isn't safe to fly until the carburetor is overhauled.

[opening narration]

[segment:
"Joy Ride"]

Narrator:
The Metropolis Municipal Airport where two young boys are about to embark on the most dangerous journey of their lives.

[last lines]

[segment:
"The Brain Machine"]

Wonder Woman:
No man has the right to force his will on others no matter how good his intentions may be.

Dr. Cranum:
I don't understand. How could I have failed with such superior intelligence?

Wonder Woman:
It's not a super intellect that's important.

Batman:
It's how you apply it.

Robin:
Holy multiple images!

Robin:
Holy brainwaves, Batman!

Robin:
Holy incredibilities, Batman!

[first lines]

[segment:
"The Brain Machine"]

Dr. Cranum:
My Brain Machine will enable me to advance man's mental evolution a million years. With man possessed of the brain power of the future, the world's greatest problems can be solved today.

[opening narration]

[segment:
"The Brain Machine"]

Narrator:
On the outskirts of Gotham City, strange experiments are taking place in the basement laboratory of Dr. Cranum.

[opening teaser]

Narrator:
Today, Wonder Woman and Batman and Robin meet up with a misguided genius, Dr. Cranum, and his Brain Machine. The Wonder Twins and space monkey Gleek have to teach some youngsters a lesson about the dangers of joyriding in an airplane. Then the SuperFriends match wits and skills in an underground adventure against the mysterious mining monsters known as the Earthors. Aquaman and special super guest, Black Vulcan, find themselves facing the force of a shipwrecking whirlpool. We will continue in just a moment.

Zan:
This place looks like the Devil himself could pop out any second.

Batman:
The bigger they are, the deeper they fall.

Wonder Woman:
Neighbors, whether they're people or countries or worlds, must learn to discuss their problems and work together.

Capt. Croner:
You may be King of the Sea, Aquaman, but I'm king of my vessel!

Zan:
Form of an ice crowbar.

Jayda:
Shape of a gorilla.

Zan:
Shape of an igloo. This ice should protect the prime minister from the disintegrating rays. Oh no, he missed.

Jayda:
Form of a reindeer.

Robin:
Holy open sesame!

Robin:
Holy footprints!

Robin:
Holy bullseye!

Robin:
Holy eagle eyes!

Robin:
Holy icebergs!

Robin:
Holy collisions, Batman!

Zan:
Form of an ice boat.

Jayna:
Shape of an octopus.

Jayna:
Form of an elephant.

Zan:
Shape of a giant wave.

Jayna:
Form of a brontosaurus.

Zan:
Shape of a giant water hand.

Robin:
Holy hillside!

Robin:
Holy time travelers!

Robin:
Holy burrowing invaders!

Zan:
Form of an ice dam.

Jayda:
Shape of a kangaroo.

Zan:
Form of bath water.

Jayda:
Shape of a horse.

Zan:
Form of a glacier.

Jayda:
Shape of a condor.

Robin:
Holy Gargantuans!

Robin:
Holy miscalculations!

Robin:
Holy space fighters, Batman!

Robin:
Holy indestructibility, Batman!

Robin:
Holy satellites from space!

Robin:
Holy cliffhangers!

Robin:
Holy boxcars, Batman!

Robin:
Holy identical twins, Batman!

[closing teaser]

Narrator:
Next week, Batman, Robin and Aquaman put to sea in an effort to end the pirating and pillaging of Captain Shark and his immobilizing ray. Then the Wonder Twins activate their special powers to save two girls who try an ill-advised adventure as stowaways and almost end up as flotsam and jetsam. Next, the SuperFriends tackle the supernatural when the Ghost, a haunting villain from the past, threatens the world with an eerie fate. In far-off India, Superman and Green Lantern have their hands full when a huge wild white elephant tears through jungles and villages on a rampage. Watch for them.

[last lines]

[segment:
"Time Rescue"]

Superman:
Speaking of time, we'd better check the Justice League time machine.

Hawkgirl:
I didn't know we had a Justice League time machine.

Superman:
Sure we do. The Justice League wristwatch. And it's time we were going.

[everyone laughs]

[first lines]

[segment:
"Time Rescue"]

Dr. Comstock:
This is a great day for science, Dr. Lau. My time machine is finally ready. And I will be its first test subject.

[opening narration]

[segment:
"Time Rescue"]

Narrator:
On the outskirts of Metropolis at the Comstock Research Institute an incredible experiment is about to take place.

[last lines]

[segment:
"Will the World Collide?"]

Zan:
Oh, I forgot. Gleek reacts to green bananas like Superman reacts to green Kryptonite.

[everyone laughs]

Batman:
Now for the Bat-Glass-Cutters.

Wonder Woman:
Batman, give me your Bat-Saw.

Zan:
Form a super-cooled ice door. No one's getting by this cool cat.

Zan, Jayna:
Wonder Twin powers: activate!

Jayna:
Shape of a spider.

Wonder Woman:
Someone's calling on the phone-o-vision.

Robin:
Leaping Cossacks! Frozen Siberia has turned into a steaming jungle.

[first lines]

[segment:
"Will the World Collide?"]

Professor Fearo:
Are you there, Cleazor? This is Professor Fearo of Earth.

[opening narration]

[segment:
"Will the World Collide?"]

Narrator:
Lost in the remoteness of the vast Atlantic Ocean sits a most unusual island. For this is an artificial floating island, the secret laboratory of Professor Fearo who is about to become the most dangerous man on Earth.

[last lines]

[segment:
"The Runaways"]

Jayna:
Oh, no. I think Gleek wants to run away, too.

Zan:
Ha-ha-ha. I don't think so, Jayna. It's breakfast time. Gleek just wants to eat away.

[everyone laughs]

Zan:
You're under arrest in the name of the Wonder Twins.

Zan:
Form of giant ice handcuffs.

Zan, Jayna:
Wonder Twin powers: activate!

Jayna:
Shape of a giraffe.

Zan, Jayna:
Wonder Twin powers: activate!

Jayna:
Shape of an eagle.

Zan:
Form of water.

Zan:
It's the Teen Trouble Alert!

[first lines]

[segment:
"The Runaways"]

Mike:
Jay, you ready?

[opening narration]

[segment:
"The Runaways"]

Narrator:
In the dark hours of early morning, two young teens are about to embark on a dangerous journey.

[last lines]

[segment:
"The Marsh Monster"]

Robin:
She blew her chance for ultimate power. But with this mask she'd have done great on Halloween.

[everyone laughs]

Magda Duval:
That's right! Because Jules is a fool!

Robin:
Holy incredibility, Batman!

Robin:
Okay, Batman. Activate the Bat-Boot-Jets.

Batman:
The ceiling is made of old wood. Try to cut through it with the Bat-Power-Saw.

Robin:
Holy murk!

Robin:
Holy hollers!

[first lines]

[segment:
"The Marsh Monster"]

Jules:
On this microfilm are the secret plans for my latest invention. A lifetime of work went into it. It's worth millions.

[opening teaser]

Narrator:
Today, Superman, Batman and Robin move into action when an inventor's valuable plans are put in peril by the terrorizing tactics of a mysterious marsh monster. Then those far-from-home space-twins and Gleek try to rescue some misguided teenagers who face trouble when they decide to be runaways. Then the SuperFriends exhibit all their bravery against the super-sinister scheme of Professor Fearo and the threat of a world collision. Then a scientist finds trouble when a time machine puts him 2000 years into the future. Superman, Hawkman and Hawkgirl to the rescue. All coming right up.

Superman:
I hope I'll be pardoned for not knocking. [yanks the door off its hinges]

Batman:
Time for a little Superfriends teamwork.

Batman:
He's your show from here.

Superman:
In that case, it's time for the curtain call.

Superman:
Plainly this is a job for me. And an easy one at that.

Superman:
Normally this would be a job for the Man of Steel. But now...

Wonder Woman:
This is a job for Wonder Woman.

Prof. Fearo:
If it wasn't for you, I'd have been the top scientist in the universe.

Batman:
[slaps a handcuff on his wrist] You'd never succeed. As soon as you took control, there'd be another criminal to take it away from you.

Jayna:
If everyone as smart as Fearo used their ability for the *good* of all, this would be a far better world.

Wonder Woman:
That's true, Jayna. And we can all be Super Friends.

Superman:
I think whoever just ran out may have some information he wants to tell us.

Hawkman:
We made it. And with a minute to spare.

Superman:
I think we'd be better off without that spare minute. Those slavers don't give up.

Superman:
[of the robot] I think I'll have a Man-of-Steel-to-man-of-steel talk with him.

Wonder Woman:
You can't help some people by harming others.

Dr. Droid:
Mankind will appreciate your sacrifice.

Wonder Woman:
[forcing a boulder onto the road] Beware of falling rocks.

Robin:
Holy Atlantis

Robin:
Holy Wizard Of Oz

Robin:
Holy Double Identity

Robin:
Holy Decoder