Kathryn:
My mom always says that being boss and being bossy aren't the same.

Kevin:
My philosophy is: sleep late, drive fast, and not take any of this shit seriously.

Kevin:
Ladies and gentlemen, please return your seats and tray-tables to their full upright positions, and extinguish all smoking material, as we're about to land in the red zone. Ahh! No survivors!

Kevin:
What's the worst thing that can happen? We'll all die, right?

Tish:
Whip me, beat me, take away my charge cards... NASA is talking!

Kevin:
You know, there's this, uh, full moon out tonight.

Kathryn:
What, are you gonna turn into a werewolf or something like that?

Kathryn:
It's just that it's easier to say you don't care, than it is to try and fail.

Kathryn:
In space, anything is possible.

Kathryn:
Why are you so hard on me?

Andie:
Because someday, you're goin' up. But the only way that will happen is if you have every drill here down better than everyone else. There's no room for mistakes. Every 'i' dotted, every 't' crossed. That's the way I learned it. That's the way you'll learn it. You copy?

Kathryn:
I copy.

Tish:
We're gonna die. We're already dead.

Max:
It's me! I'm here to rescue you!

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
By God... we have liftoff...

NASA #1:
How the hell am I supposed to keep a lid on this? People for 500 miles know the shuttle went up.

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
Tell them the truth. You sent my wife and five kids up from Spacecamp. They'll never believe it.

Rudy Tyler:
Don't worry about a thing, Max, ol' Rudy knows this arm like the back of his hand.

Tish:
I'm going to write my essay on finding creatures that exist on chemicals beside carbon and oxygen.

Kathryn:
You should visit my high school.

Kevin:
All right, who talked?

Max:
It wasn't me, Han Solo, Zach got the information from Jinx.

Kevin:
Max... I am not Han Solo. You are not Luke Skywalker. There's no Empire. There's no Force and there's no Dark Side!

Tish:
Could you please argue without talking?

Andie:
I can't believe... I'm not going up, they chose Andy Miller instead of me - He gets airsick in cars!

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
That's why I married you, and not Andy Miller!

Rudy Tyler:
What about the propulsion system? We could breathe the liquid oxygen from there.

Tish:
The propulsion system uses nitrogen tetroxide, Rudy. We wanna breathe, not dry clean our lungs.

Andie:
Everybody, let's think, where are we going to get more oxygen?

Kevin:
I could run down to the 7-Eleven.

Rudy Tyler:
You know, I once knew this guy who could hold his breath in the water for hours. Nobody could ever figure out how he did it. Maybe it wasn't hours, but it sure was a long time. That's when I was on the swim team, freshman year. He used to do it, too. Held his breath for hours. Just by thinking about eating French fries. Guess he really got off on eating French fries.

Kevin:
Rudy.

Rudy Tyler:
Yeah?

Kevin:
You're using up oxygen, Man.

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
You want space camp?

Kevin:
No. My father wants space camp, but I want my head examined. But it was worth it for the car, don't you think?

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
Yeah well, let's hope so.

Kevin:
Yeah.

Commander Zach Burkstroom:
Yeah. By the way, would you get your ass OUT of my parking spot?

Max:
Oh, I mean this is like the greatest thing since the X-Wing fighter!

Andie:
So what brings you to space camp?

Tish:
Well I did this audit at GPL radio estronomy. It was unbelieveable. I mean can you imagine an extra terrestrial disc jokey? Like listening to radio waves from space? I mean like waiting for signs of intelligence?

Andie:
...Like I know the feeling.

Rudy Tyler:
Holy shit!

Max:
I ain't getting in that.

Kevin:
No, Max, come on. I mean, it's not like you're using it for much else anyway, right?

Kathryn:
Wait a minute!

Kevin:
We don't have a minute. What's wrong?

Max:
WHAAAAAATTTTT'SSSSSS HAAAPPPPEENNNIIIIINGGG?

Max:
Somebody get me down from here, or I'm going to be SICK!