Spaced Invaders 
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Blaznee: Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-framus, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo.
Deputy Pillsbury: No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's
Deputy Pillsbury: 2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit.
Blaznee: Great. There goes my insurance.
Blaznee: Kids, 3D and driving don't mix.
Captain Bipto: Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.
Blaznee: Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?
Captain Bipto: We did win, didn't we?
Blaznee: No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.
Pez: Prepare to die, Earth scum, prepare to die, earth scum. I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone.
Pez: The humans are coming. The humans are coming.
Kathy: But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just... stupid.
Giggywig: I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck.
Enforcer Drone: I have not yet begun to fight.
Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.
Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?
Giggywig: Let's find out!
Blaznee: Maybe, you'd better step back and get the big picture here.
Deputy Pillsbury: Okay...
Deputy Pillsbury: I've just made a terrible mistake, haven't I?
Blaznee: Ain't life a bitch?
Sheriff Sam Hoxly: You wanna bet?