The Grinder

Stewart Sanderson:
Dean, can I just talk to you for a quick sec?

Dean Sanderson:
No, we don't have time for quick secs.

Dean Sanderson:
Is this what rock bottom feels like?

Stewart Sanderson:
Rock bottom? No, Dean. I mean, there are worse situations to be in, right?

Dean Sanderson:
Like AIDS you mean?

Stewart Sanderson:
Yeah, that's, uh... that's one of 'em. Not one I would've chosen...

Dean Sanderson:
I wanna do more episodes with meaning like we used to. Abortion, gun control, college campus rape - those are the scenes that I wanna do again.

Rake Grinder:
Your honor, if it pleases the court... may we have the room?

Judge:
Clear the courtroom!

Avery Banks:
I wanna hear you say it, the way your brother never could.

Rake Grinder:
You sure you can handle it?

Avery Banks:
Say it.

Rake Grinder:
[in her ear] Grinder... rests.

Avery Banks:
Oh, yes! [Grinder rips his shirt off]

Cliff Bemis:
Yes, the show's a hit. Yes, the critics love it. Yes, Olyphant has been embraced by the nation.

Dean Sanderson:
You didn't come all the way here to tell me that.

Cliff Bemis:
Nope. I came here to tell you that none of that matters. What matters... is what the fans are saying on Twitter and other social media platforms.

Dean Sanderson:
The true barometer of success.

Stewart Sanderson:
Hey.

Dean Sanderson:
Couldn't sleep.

Stewart Sanderson:
It's 8:30.

Stewart Sanderson:
Dean, can I just talk to you for a quick sec.

Dean Sanderson:
No, we don't have time for quick secs.

Dean Sanderson:
My man E has been wronged. He needs to get something out of this. Make us an offer.

Lizzie Sanderson:
What are you guys thinking?

Joel Zadak:
What?

Lizzie Sanderson:
They've got us in a corner, babe.

Joel Zadak:
Fine. Tomorrow at school, I'll tell everyone how much fun I had here and I'll even say he's a solid hang.

Ethan Sanderson:
[whispers in Dean's ear] That sounds pretty fair.

Dean Sanderson:
No. We want pictures. From your private online accounts, posted, giving a piggyback ride. Hashtag "bestfriends," hashtag "teenlife."

Joel Zadak:
Hashtag "teenlife"?

Dean Sanderson:
What part... of "hashtag teenlife" do you not understand?