The Jerry Springer Show

[last line of the show]

Host:
Please take care of yourselves... and each other.

Dave Brockie:
[to a mother who criticizes GWAR's perceived negativity] I think you're just looking for the negative things you can find so that you can make a big stink about how YOU didn't raise your son right!

Himself - Host:
What prompted you to get into shock rock?

Dave Brockie:
We weren't talented enough to make it unless we wore these silly costumes.

Techno Destructo:
[in character] One point I'd like to make is that with El Duce, I don't believe all that stuff he said, I don't believe it. But you can look at us and tell that we are for real. I mean, I flew all the way from the other side of the galaxy to get here. I've only been on this planet for about five years, fighting against GWAR. But what we do is real.

Dominique:
Wait, wait, you say for real but the blood in your show is fake.

Dave Brockie:
Eh, you had your act in the show, put a cork in it.

Himself - Host:
When you talk about a guy raping women, you think that's okay?

Themselves:
They enjoy it. That's why they line up behind the stage. They're up there, they put on their makeup, their miniskirts, they lie about their age. They want to get in there and have a good time with a real man.

Himself - Host:
And then they're disappointed because you show up.

Shaun:
[referring to El Duce] But I don't believe in this guy, this guy's an idiot.

Lisa:
[referring to a horrible act in GWAR's stage show] What kind of influence is that going to have on my children. I have a nine-year old daughter. I raised my kids to the best of my ability and I raised them not to be like that.

Dave Brockie:
Is that why your son is such a huge GWAR fan?