The Kenny Everett Video Show

Kenny Everett:
[comes up to David Bowie who is crouched down and playing a violin] Why are you wearing those trousers? And stop it, whatever it is!

Kenny Everett:
[to David Bowie] You know, I was in the war, but I didn't see *you* there. I fought for people like you, and I never got one!

Kenny Everett:
I'd like to hit you with my umbrella, but I think you'd enjoy it, and why should you have all the fun? So why don't you hit me with yours? Go on, please? [David smashes his violin once, unsuccessfully, smashes it again and breaks it and holds the bow on Kenny] Now, chase me around and call me names!

David Bowie:
Names! [tries to stab Kenny with the violin bow and chases him]