The Kwicky Koala Show

Crazy Claws:
This ice should go on a diet. It isn't thin enough!

Rawhide Clyde:
Are you joshing, stranger?

Crazy Claws:
No, I'm Crazy Claws!

Clyde:
It's that there cat critter!

Crazy Claws:
Don't be formal, call me Crazy, or you might call me later, but if you do call me later I'll be gone!

[Clyde reveals his desire to trap Crazy Claws]

Crazy Claws:
Just use your head, although I must say it looks pretty well used already!

Crazy Claws:
I just love the snow, except for those flakes!

Crazy Claws:
What's that?

Clyde:
Well, godarn it, read the sign, you varmit!

Crazy Claws:
Thin ice. Okay, I'll go find some fat ice!

[Crazy Claws has skated right over the thin ice]

Clyde:
Now how come he didn't fall through? I just naturally don't understand it!

Crazy Claws:
It's okay, folks, he just naturally doesn't understand anything!

Crazy Claws:
Isn't that nice, it's a coming out party. I'll think I'll join them before they fall apart!

[Clyde and The Ranger have just crashed through a tree]

Crazy Claws:
How's that for unpacking a trunk?

Ranger Rangerfield:
Oh dear - more holes to cover up!

Crazy Claws:
[Standing as if he were a road barrier] Speaking of cover ups, I'm camoflagued from that mud turtle Clyde!

Ranger Rangerfield:
[Picking up a barrier] Work, work, work!

Crazy Claws:
How about that - even the Ranger didn't see me!

Ranger Rangerfield:
[Putting the barrier across the road] No, still not enough!

[Walks out of shot and returns with the disguised Crazy Claws]

Ranger Rangerfield:
There - this should stop traffic!

Crazy Claws:
Well, that's nice of you to say so, Ranger, but I'm not really that handsome - cute, maybe!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Crazy Claws!

[Places CC on the ground]

Ranger Rangerfield:
Out of my way!

Crazy Claws:
Thank you - I only wanted to cross the road!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Stop, stop!

[Walks out of shot]

Ranger Rangerfield:
I'm at my wit's end!

[a splash is heard, and the camera pans to the Ranger, who is in a hole full of water]

Crazy Claws:
And the other end isn't in such good shape either!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Still putting me down!

Crazy Claws:
Heaven knows I try!

Crazy Claws:
[Watching the Ranger painting a warning sign] Road under repair, eh? Looks more to me like it's a road under mud!

Crazy Claws:
[Clyde's car has made the bridge collapse] They certainly don't build them like they used to - then maybe they never did!

[Clyde's car is being chased by a torrent of flood water]

Crazy Claws:
Time to do some plumbing, before we all end up like Clyde - all wet, that is!

[Jumps out of the car and cuts a hole in the river bed big enough for the flood water]

Crazy Claws:
If we have time, I do a fast chorus of Singing in the Drain!

[Raises paw to mouth]

Crazy Claws:
It's all over, Clyde! Or should I say under? You can stop now!

[CC reacts to the sound of a crash out of shot, followed by camera cutting to Clyde's wrecked car]

Clyde:
God darn it - I've been stopped by a dead end!

Crazy Claws:
[Walking towards the car] 2 dead ends, Clyde.

[Stops]

Clyde:
2?

Crazy Claws:
Well, make it 3 - that dead end under your hat and the dead end dog - he's not going anywhere!

Ranger Rangerfield:
[Holding a pad and pencil] And neither are you, Clyde - I'm giving you a ticket!

Clyde:
Oh no, the Ranger - a forth dead end!

Crazy Claws:
I wish I'd have said that - don't worry, I will!

[Clyde's car can be heard coming down the hill]

Crazy Claws:
You know, that sounds like trouble. It also sound like a brass band falling down stairs!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Floods happen when the ground can't absorb any more rain

Clyde:
Do tell!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Then the water runs off at the rivers and the streams.

Crazy Claws:
And the Ranger runs off at the mouth!

Crazy Claws:
[after covering Clyde and Bristletooth with mud] This is called camoflague.

[Turns to face the camera]

Crazy Claws:
I'm begining to sound like the Ranger!

Clyde:
Err, it appears to be a lot like mud to me!

Crazy Claws:
Very good! Now, when I walk by, it'll be hard to tell you from a pile of mud!

[Turns towards the camera]

Crazy Claws:
And I must say, it matches your personality!

[Runs off]

Crazy Claws:
[while skaiting on the lake] Now for a little freestyle! you know, just because I'm doing this for nothing, don't think I'm a cheapskate - these cost a dollor 98!

Ranger Rangerfield:
Don't you dare sledge down that hill - we're keeping it neat for the tourists!

[slips]

Ranger Rangerfield:
Opps! oh my!

Crazy Claws:
Now that's what I call a tourist trap!

Crazy Claws:
Excuse me, but...

Rawhide Clyde:
[Whispered] Shush! Can't you see we're trying to catch a cat?

Crazy Claws:
I'm only trying to...

Rawhide Clyde:
[Backing away] You can tell me later!

Crazy Claws:
[as Clyde and Bristle start sliding down the ski jump] Well, better later than never!

[shouts]

Crazy Claws:
You're backing onto the ski jump!

Crazy Claws:
This hill was made to order, but I'd prefer a hamburger and french fries to go!

Ranger Rangerfield:
[Running towards Crazy Claws] Stop right there!

Crazy Claws:
Oh, do you want to change your order?