The Morey Amsterdam Show

Himself - Host / Performer:
Here's a friend of mine, one of the greatest dancers in the country - and he does pretty well in the city, too - Lou Wills, Jr!

[repeated line]

Newton the Waiter:
Haircuts for everybody!

Newton the Waiter:
Innkeeper - hamhocks dipped in bourbon, four-way cold tablets on a flaming sword, roast peasant...

Himself - Host / Performer:
Roast pheasant.

Newton the Waiter:
Pheasant for him; peasant for me.

Lord Newton Chistlewick:
The houselights are beginning to dim...

[the lights remain at the same luminosity]

Lord Newton Chistlewick:
...these lights don't appear to give a dim.