The New Addams Family

Morticia Addams:
Cabellero mio.

Gomez Addams:
Tish, that's... Spanish. Oh, well just as good.

Morticia Addams:
Gomez, I'm leaving this house and I'm taking the children with me!

Gomez Addams:
Take the children! Take the neighbor's children! Take Mama!

Morticia Addams:
[frowning slightly] She's your Mama.

Gomez Addams:
Fine, we'll share custody. But I get Lurch.

[Discussing how Gomez and Morticia have such a happy relationship]

Uncle Fester:
How do you and Morticia do it?

Gomez Addams:
Never go to bed angry... or on fire.

Morticia Addams:
Oh, Gomez, I love it when you take an irrational stance against overwhelming odds with no hope of success.

[Gomez takes Morticia's hands as they look at each other affectionately]

Gomez Addams:
I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the deepest ocean.

[glances back at Cousin Vlad]

Gomez Addams:
I'd go shopping in a mall!

[Vlad is appalled, Morticia is flattered]

Gomez Addams:
For Morticia.

[Gomez takes Morticia's hands as they look at each other affectionately]

Gomez Addams:
I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the deepest ocean.

[glances back at Vlad]

Gomez Addams:
I'd go shopping in a mall!

[Vlad is appalled, Morticia is flattered]

Gomez Addams:
For Morticia.

Morticia Addams:
It's so lovely that our status is finally back to quo.

Gomez Addams:
Tish, was that French?

Morticia Addams:
No. But I won't tell if you don't.