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Bill Reimers: And, the moment we've all been waiting for... 313 pounds.
Chris Lecce: 313 pounds?!
Bill Reimers: I would imagine that's fully clothed.
Chris Lecce: Oh my God, she could be the house! I hate this job!
Bill Reimers: To protect and to serve.
Chris Lecce: Ooo, I love my job, I love it so much!
Bill Reimers: But I would appreciate it if you would not act like a walking hard-on while we're on the job.
Chris Lecce: Succinctly put.
Richard "Stick" Montgomery: Isn't love great, Chris? One minute you're a god, the next minute you're a scum-suckin' pig.