Capt. James T. Kirk:
You have ten seconds to lower your shields and power down your weapons, or we will fire.
Well of course I'll turn off my shields and power down my weapons! And while I'm at it, I'll make you king of my planet, and rename my first-born son after you! How stupid do you think I am, Kirk?
Captain, all wars require justification. They aren't supposed to be fun. You have your justification and I have mine. Don't take diplomacy so seriously. However, Captain, I do intend to enjoy myself. I do intend to enjoy seeing "Lieutenant" Kirk's ship go up in flames! I shall laugh at the sight!