SDI Skeer:
You are here because you could not be trained to become men by the mothers of America.

Dori Lawrence:
I'm emotionally greedy and the prognosis is not good.

Dori Lawrence:
I'm the only one who's allowed to say that you suck, but so do I. And I think that is kind of cool that we're both sucky people

Dori Lawrence:
Your house is like my head.

Dori Lawrence:
Let's build a kingdom with our suckiness.

Danny Tripodi:
You can't leave yet, you're not drunk enough to drive.

SDI Skeer:
Deloach, is your girlfriend a debutante?

Mark Deloach:
I wouldn't know, Sargeant.

SDI Skeer:
Deloach, are you trying to tell me that you are a virgin?

Mark Deloach:
Sir, yes, sir.

SDI Skeer:
Are you f- Dear God.

SDI Skeer:
MOUNTAIN CLIMB!

Mark Deloach:
About the music that trembles in your body. And how you're shy to be so pretty. When your broken and real and your own hands don't know it. There's a song going hungry for words. And that's too much to say, for a guy who splashed you with water, gave you some tea and bought you a book.