A Necessary Death

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Gilbert:
All right, so apparently they erased my ad off the internet.

Michael:
Well, I don't really know what the terms of use are, but it says here, flagged and removed.

Gilbert:
[reading] Conduct: You agree not to post or otherwise make available content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, pornographic, libelous, and harasses, debases, or is hateful towards... well, I don't think any of these things apply. Unless they're claiming it's unlawful. But I'm just gonna re-post it. F*** 'em.