A New Kind of Love

Steve Sherman:
Here's to all the bachelors in the world. May our tribe increase.

Harry:
How?

Steve Sherman:
Automation.

Samantha Blake:
I don't want to be a semi-maiden forever.

Steve Sherman:
What the hell is that?

Samantha Blake:
It's worse than nothing at all. It's like eating one peanut.

Steve Sherman:
Don't cry, Sam

Samantha Blake:
Don't call me Sam!

[He kisses her]

Steve Sherman:
Well, I'll never call you Sam again!

Steve Sherman:
Anyway, that's where I was when the brains were being passed out.

Mimi:
You know where I was? Taking a bath in champagne.

Steve Sherman:
Besides it's your fault Mr. Chalmers, remember that 'Welcome to Los Angeles' party at your house ? That's where I met that blonde. To tell you the truth I don't even know her name.

Bertram Chalmers, Sherman's Boss:
It's Mrs. Chalmers.

Steve Sherman:
The bathroom's up there.

Samantha Blake:
Hello, cherie.

Joe Bergner:
I'm an American citizen. I've got a right to be miserable anywhere in the world!

Felicienne Courbeau:
This is Paris. Take a look outside. This isn't a city. It's a great big 114 square miles of love potion. And a girl should take advantage.