From now on the essence of this hotel will be speed. If a customer askes you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he askes you for a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he askes you for a one-minute egg, give him the chicken and let him work it out for himself!
How about getting rid of that mutt?
Oh, Frou-Frou's a watchdog.
Well, let him watch somebody else.
Oh, Frou-Frou won't bother us. He has such good manners.
If he had such good manners, he'd get off your lap and give me a seat. He can stand up better than I can, he's got twice as many legs.
[as the new hotel manager, Groucho has asked what happened to a previous manager]
Monsieur! We caught him stealing money! We were forced to discharge him!
I see. You want a manager that doesn't steal money. Good day, gentlemen.
[tries to leave]
Prefect of Police Capt. Brizzard:
[holds Kornblow back] Please Monsieur Kornblow do not take offense. You are making a mountain out of a molehill.
Well, that's quite a trick. You try that sometime.
[Noticing a very disheveled Mr. Kornblow making his way back to the hotel] Good heavens, Mr. Kornblow, what happened?
What happened! I was stood up by a woman, and knocked down by a car. These Casa Blanca drivers are terrible! He missed me three times. I finally had to climb a palm tree, and he hit that instead.
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