But as consequence... My father...
The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of Death Eaters. Their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot, I stowed away in my father's fanny pack so I could stop them.
How much proof is there now! Ah-ah! What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Pettigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago. Can I get a time of death on this please?
Well, I'm no coroner, but, uh, looks like he was killed ten minutes, and, uh thirty-six seconds ago.
Thanks, Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And mangled. And... dirty.
Yeah! How'd he end up like that? Lupin!
Yes! Probably the work of that... infamous Hogwarts... Jaguar.
Makes sense to me!
Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that... Yes... Who said that?... Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...