You're alone in this world, and there's nothing anyone can tell you about it!
Sons as a Boy:
Oh, never crying!
Say "Rats!" It's impossible to cry if you say "Rats!", it's something to do with the muscles of the face.
Sons as a Boy:
[Walking to the car, off to boarding school] Rats! Rats! Rrrrrats!
Ah, now that's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about. Dreams. You'll have them. Oh, certain you'll have them. The trick is always to sleep on your right side. Never on your left, stops the heart. Never on your back, encourages dreams. And you must always think to yourself "You Rotter to have had a dream!" Of course if you're awake, you can do something about it. Go for a run, or have a cold shower. Always tell the Housemaster, he'll understand. "Sir," you say, "That is what I felt the need to do!"
When I rise to cross-question I will not be interrupted!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! Now, what was your question?
I have forgotten it. My learned friend's remark had the effect he no doubt intended and I have forgotten my question!
Sir, this is absurd!
Wait! I've remembered it again...
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