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Jake: You can basically take the last three years of my life and light them on fire.
Jake: My sister's pregnant so I'm like staying at her place, kinda helping her out a little bit. Getting my ducks in a row.
Paul: She came in here a couple weeks ago to buy a bra. It was the best.
Jake: Alright cool, man. This is weird.
Blanca: Do you always bring your pregnant sister on dates?
Jake: Just when I want to guarantee I won't get laid.
Blanca: You know what, I love your eye shadow.
Blanca: It's gorgeous.
Justine: Oh, thank you. I love your hair. It's incredible.
Blanca: Oh my god, thank you! I love your highlights.
Justine: I did these myself!
Justine: Yeah, L'Or?al.
Jake: This coat's from Old Navy.
Jake: You can't get mad at people for napping.
Danny: Dude, we get mad at anybody who gets any sleep.
Danny: [Jake's ringtone goes off] What is that? Is that that song from The Shining?
Jake: Yeah, this guy wants to kill me.
Danny: I love that song.
Jake: I'm Jake.
Jake: Blanca? But you're not white.
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