I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
Any sentence that starts with church camp aint leading to the big O.
That's not true Kansas. Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
I want to hear.
Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel totally alive.
Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.
Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but you're a dyke too?
Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
That's it, I'm outta here.
Hold on a minute. She ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.