Rogers:
How could she leave me? We were in love. Wait, maybe I misunderstood her letter. Yes, that's it.

Rogers:
"Dear pumpkin. I hate you. Zelda."

Rogers:
I beg you, apologize to Odette. You know you're going to have to sooner or later.

Derek:
Why do I always have to be the one to apologize?

Rogers:
Because that's what we husbands do. We hunt, we fish, we watch sporting events and we apologize.

Rogers:
You know she's right. She's always right.

Uberta:
Rogers, this is your queen speaking. You will regain consciousness this instant.

Zelda:
You are so brave. So handsome, too. Even the nose. Long, like jumbo frankfurter.