Barely Legal 132

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Motorcycle Shop Assistant:
You know, Derrick, I didn't go to Auto Shop for four years to sit and clean tools all day.

Divorc?:
You know, uh, how long you been a babysitter?

Babysitter:
This is my first day.

Divorc?:
Well, um, look I called the temp agency and, uh... Well truth is, I'm divorced, and the truth is, I guess my wife and kids don't *exactly* live here, but uh, I saw your profile on the babysitter site and I just... I guess I felt a connection. Is that inappropriate?

Babysitter:
I don't know. This is my first day.

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Divorc?:
Well, decent first day on the job?

Babysitter:
Yeah.

Divorc?:
Happy?

Babysitter:
Uh huh, you?

Divorc?:
I'm happy. Give me a kiss.