Flight Attendant Audrey:
Only one day for a layover. How's a girl supposed to work on her tan?

Flight Attendant Jane:
Oh, Audrey! Think about it. What other job pays you to get a suntan?

Purser Uli Derickson:
How about a lifeguard?

Flight Attendant Audrey:
Lifeguard! Yeah! And there's a cheap wardrobe!

Captain Testrake:
Uli, tell him we may have to crash land.

Purser Uli Derickson:
He says: good, that will keep him from having to blow up the plane.