Diane:
I'm so helpless here you culd do anything you wanted to me.

Baron DeSade:
I do live here forever!

Mike:
You haven't exactly been yourself lately, Diane.

Jeff:
You are my goddess.

Pizza Boy:
Is everyone in this house a total nutzoid or is it just me?

Diane:
Look deep into my eyes. What do you see?

Pizza Boy:
Too much mascara?