Michaelangelo:
Uh-oh, turtle tantrum.

Casey Jones:
Hey guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?

Leo:
Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.

Casey Jones:
What was that? You wanna run that by me again?

Raphael:
We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.

Casey Jones:
Gotcha.

Casey Jones:
Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?

Casey Jones:
What do you say we get together and bust some skulls?

Raphael:
Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?

Leo:
Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?

Michaelangelo:
So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.

Leo:
Why are you wearing boxer shorts?

Michaelangelo:
So that the guy who comes in my place doesn't wind up bare-butt naked.

Donatello:
Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi.

Raphael:
"Hello mustard?"

Donatello:
OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki - (Raphael knocks them out cold)

Raphael:
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara?"

Michaelangelo:
What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-Land?

Donatello:
You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?

Michaelangelo:
Do you think they had pizza back then?

Donatello:
Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up.

Donatello:
Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!

Raphael:
Maybe this means the village people won't be afraid of us anymore.

Donatello:
Well, it's a start.

Walker:
You're turtles?

Donatello:
Yeah, of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety.

Walker:
Who's your tailor?

Michaelangelo:
We're naked.

Donatello:
Think of it the bright side, April. We could've landed in a great, big, greasy pile of...

April:
Don't even say it, Donny.

Leo:
Boy, do I hate spinach.

April:
This is absolutely the worst rescue I have ever had!

Michaelangelo:
But, I want to stay here... with you.

Mitsu:
You will always be here with me, Michaelangelo.

Raphael:
I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

Leo:
Ralph! Give your mouth a rest!

Splinter:
There must have been a battle.

Casey Jones:
I knew it, I'm missing all the fun.

Donatello:
See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?

Leo:
Tuesdays?

Kenshin:
It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight.

Donatello:
Bingo! Gee, you guys *do* have a good educational system, don't you?

Donatello:
If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

Casey Jones:
Bummer.

April:
Why don't you get a *real* job, cue ball?

Niles:
Give us a kiss, dumplin', while you still got your lips.

Niles:
Oh, you're not the first one that do that to me.

Michaelangelo:
Hey, dudes, check it out! We're in *Shogun*!

Leo:
I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.

Leo:
Hey! Where's Mikey?

Donatello:
Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

Splinter:
Put down your sword, Kenshin. They are not enemies. Only lost warriors, like yourself.

Walker:
So they've gone missing. I mean, war does have a habit of doing that to people.

Lord Norinaga:
Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig!

Walker:
You certainly can turn a phrase.

Raphael:
Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

Leo:
Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

Raphael:
That was an insult, Leo.

Donatello:
Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

April:
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?

Donatello:
Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.

Donatello:
Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.

Raphael:
Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.

Donatello:
Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!

Raphael:
Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

Walker:
Excuse me, Niles. Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody?

Michaelangelo:
I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.

Walker:
My cannons can destroy these demons. You can rewrite history.

Lord Norinaga:
No!

Walker:
I can rewrite *you.*

Whit:
Take me with you.

April:
Where? New York? Nahh, you wouldn't fit in. I mean, uh,

April:
well, actually you *would* fit in.

Michaelangelo:
We've got a, uh

Michaelangelo:
Ahhh. Pi-zza. Got that, dude? Pizza!

Michaelangelo:
Frisbee. Also cool.

Raphael:
Fightin's for grown-ups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael:
Son of a snapper!

Lord Norinaga:
How did you capture such a woman?

Walker:
Same way you capture any wild animal. By setting a trap.

Michaelangelo:
Turtles: It's not just a job. It's an adventure.

Michaelangelo:
Miaow, dude.

Michaelangelo:
Sorry about the crack about the bad vibes. You've got *great* vibes.

Whit:
I think she's telling the truth.

Walker:
Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I? I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal.

Lord Norinaga:
You have come back.

Leo:
Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.

Mitsu:
We will both die, but only one of us with honor.

Leo:
Are we outta the loop here, or what?

Donatello:
Yeah.

Michaelangelo:
Oh, he who dings the shell must *pay.*

Raphael:
Well, if it ain't the Phantom of the Opera.

Walker:
Love to stay and chat, but places to go and people to kill.

Donatello:
Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?

Leo:
Hey, Tinkerbell. Why don't *you* shoot us?

Donatello:
Smells like a geek ran through here.

Walker:
Did you really think I'd make it that easy, you *nasty* little reptiles?

Donatello:
Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.

Donatello:
Do you think I could *possibly* live without a single microchip?

Casey Jones:
Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right?

Benkei:
We're lucky. We're going back.

Casey Jones:
This is really gonna screw up history.

Raphael:
Hey, it?s wet-willy time.

Whit:
Wet-wadum.