Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

A 2006 film about Borat leaving his home in Kazakhstan to go to the USA and record a documentary for the fictional Kazakh Ministry of Information. He leaves behind his mother and wife, bringing along his obese producer Azamat Bagatov.

Genre: Comedy
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 33 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
89
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
R
Year:
2006
84
$128,400,000
Website
6,442 Views

Borat:
I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.

Car Dealership owner:
Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer. [starts showing Borat cars]

Car Dealership owner:
We'll try to help you out here.

Borat:
A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a p*ssy magnet.

Car Dealership owner:
He means a car that women like.

Borat:
Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?

Car Dealership owner:
[interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.

Borat:
Do this have a p*ssy magnet?

Car Dealership owner:
No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.

Borat:
If I give you good price, will you please put in p*ssy magnet?

Car Dealership owner:
Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.

Borat:
If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

Car Dealership owner:
It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.

Borat:
*Hard*

Car Dealership owner:
You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.

Borat:
How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?

Car Dealership owner:
Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.

Borat:
Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazh?n work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazh?n hang like sleeve of wizard.

Car Dealership owner:
Huh-Jesus...

Borat:
How do I know that this will not happen with the car?

Car Dealership owner:
Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.

Borat:
I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?

Car Dealership owner:
Fifty-two thousand.

Borat:
I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.

Car Dealership owner:
We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.


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