Bottom Live 2003: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour

Bottom Live 2003: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour is the fifth and final live stage show based on the UK TV series Bottom. It ran in 2003 (ten years after the first stage show) and was recorded for VHS and DVD release at the Cliffs Pavilion Theatre in Southend-on-Sea. It was written by and starred Rik Mayall as Richie and Adrian Edmondson as Eddie.

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Year:: 2003
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Richie:
What is the bright side of having a sofa up your arse?

Eddie:
You can sit down while you stand up.

Eddie:
Bastard! Bastard bastard bastard. Stupid stupid bastard. you stupid stupid bastard. Stupid bastard arse! You arse! You stupid arse bastard. you stupid arse, bollock bastard, nipple, wank, turd! Why won't this ducking toaster work!

Richie:
Oh that reminds me. Eddie, the kitchen sink... Have you got a plunger?

Eddie:
Certainly have. That's what all the ladies say.

Eddie:
[Whilst Richie is having his waste sucked out of his body] [laughing] Hey, who could have known you could be so full of sh*t!

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