Dermot:
Which are we to serve first?

Sean:
Ireland, of course!

Dermot:
In doing so we stand to lose all the rest.

Dermot:
Have I the look of an idiot?

Sean:
For the sake of our friendship, I'd better not answer.

Dermot:
Sometimes I think the I.R.A. was invented by a manufacturer of trench coats to keep up sales.