Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Chop Top:
Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Drayton:
You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

Lefty:
One of those boys was so crazy he sawed his own head off going 90 miles per hour.

Chop Top:
Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat.

Stretch:
I know nobody's listening 'cos you're all looming, but I got a shot of hot rock 'n roll for you anyway

Stretch:
KOKLA Red River Rock 'n Roll Request.

Chop Top:
Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio add time.

Vantia 'Stretch' Block:
Are you f***ing crazy we are closed. Off the air till' tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back...

Chop Top:
No but... but yeah but... Woaho.

L.G. McPeters:
Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

L.G. McPeters:
Look, darlin'. Built ya a little fry house.

Chop Top:
Dog will hunt. Get that b*tch, Leatherface. Get that b*tch.

Chop Top:
Dog will hunt.

Drayton:
The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

Drayton:
I thought you took care of her already.

Chop Top:
Exit. E-X-I-T.

Chop Top:
NAM FLASHBACK!

Drayton:
S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?

Drayton:
No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

Drayton:
You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

Chop Top:
Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you b*tch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do - oh, goddamn I can't believe it.You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface!

Lefty:
I'm the lord of the harvest.

Drayton:
Who's that? Some new health food bunch?

Lefty:
I'm the Lord of the Harvest!

Drayton:
What's that? Some new health food bunch?

Chop Top:
Lick my plate you dog dick