Broken Hearts

Jackson Soul:
I just watched High Tension, man. You're right dude, French horror movies are the way to go. I went and saw My Bloody Valentine 3D last night. Tell me, who would actually pay to see a Valentine's Day horror movie?

Gabe Frisk:
It was Halloween. I was Zorro and you were that - butterfly from hell. We went on top of the Ross Building. And you... jacked me off in front of the moonlight. And I...

Delilah Louise:
And you came rather early as I recall. Did I ever tell you that I only hooked up with you that night because Adam wasn't paying any attention to me. Yeah, and what I realized that night is that I will never again give an impulsive drunken hand job to a lightweight a**hole who will later almost choke to death on his own vomit...

Gabe Frisk:
[suddenly kisses Delilah] There we go.

Delilah Louise:
All right stud bucket. Now go have that threesome you've been bragging about. Or did your chicken never come?