Mona:
You know you make little noises when you eat?

Jeff:
I do?

Mona:
Yeah.

Jeff:
Okay. Tell me when I do it again.

Mona:
You just did it!

Jeff:
Oh. Yeah, that's my little happy noise.

Mona:
...Your little happy noise?

Jeff:
Yeah. It's my way of thanking the food.

Mona:
Oh. So, maybe we should start seeing other people.

Rosie:
When did you paint this?

Mona:
Last night. You know what's weird? The same thing happened downtown today. An angel fell down on top of this lady.

Rosie:
Oh god. I hate things like that. Like this one time, this guy brought in his TV to the shop. And the same night, I saw him at the movie theater!

Minister Pete:
That's the express train to hell you're riding there, missy!

Stan/Suzie:
Yeah. I fucked them. I fucked them all.

Mona:
That's nice. I have to go now.