There's Nothing Out There 
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Mike: Are you okay?
Doreen: My head.
Mike: I don't think you broke your head.
Doreen: You really think there's something out there trying to kill us?
Mike: No, now it may be inside.
Doreen: Where's Jim?
Mike: He's melting in the other room.
Mike: If we can confuse the creature enough to beat the crap out of itself we could get close enough to axe it.
Mike: That ought to stop it for now. No one likes a mouth full of shaving cream.
Mike: We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream.
Stacy: This feels like mud.
Mike: It is mud. Dirt and water make mud. You learn something new every day.
Jim: This asshole comes down here looking like Friday the 13th trying to scare us!
Mike: Is someone paying you to stand by an open window? There are some razor blades in the corner you can play with if you like.
Mike: Name a horror movie - ANY horror movie.
Mike: Oh great, it controls minds, it eats people, it reproduces!
Mike: This part reminds me of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers.'
Stacy: How did they kill them?
Mike: They didn't.
Nick: Really, Mike, it's logically stupid for you to be worried by this.
David: I don't exactly call a disappearing raw chicken a murder attempt.
Stacy: He IS a horror film - a walking, talking horror film!