Mike:
Are you okay?

Doreen:
My head.

Mike:
I don't think you broke your head.

Doreen:
You really think there's something out there trying to kill us?

Mike:
No, now it may be inside.

Doreen:
Where's Jim?

Mike:
He's melting in the other room.

Mike:
If we can confuse the creature enough to beat the crap out of itself we could get close enough to axe it.

Mike:
That ought to stop it for now. No one likes a mouth full of shaving cream.

Mike:
We don't know anything about this creature other than it, like everyone else, hates a mouth full of shaving cream.

Stacy:
This feels like mud.

Mike:
It is mud. Dirt and water make mud. You learn something new every day.

Jim:
This asshole comes down here looking like Friday the 13th trying to scare us!

Mike:
Is someone paying you to stand by an open window? There are some razor blades in the corner you can play with if you like.

Mike:
Name a horror movie - ANY horror movie.

Mike:
Oh great, it controls minds, it eats people, it reproduces!

Mike:
This part reminds me of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers.'

Stacy:
How did they kill them?

Mike:
They didn't.

Nick:
Really, Mike, it's logically stupid for you to be worried by this.

David:
I don't exactly call a disappearing raw chicken a murder attempt.

Stacy:
He IS a horror film - a walking, talking horror film!