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[song lyrics]

Flo & Eddie:
Liz, Mary or Louise - They'll get down on their knees. Or, Sydney the dyke, Uh, what would you like? We're here to please. June, Cindy or Jeanine Or, all three might be a scene. It's all up to you, a Negro, a Jew For you to screw.

[in the desert]

Willard:
Say, how did you come to be a duck?

Duck:
Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...

[while the Duck is talking, a caricature of Frank Zappa rises like the sun over the horizon]

Willard:
Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.

Duck:
You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!