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Johnson J. Johnson: Will you help us, slugger?
Gen. Ed Sheppard: You're a fruit, son.
Alan A. Allen: I am an inventor, Patrick. An inventor of machines.
Patrick Smash: I cannot control my ass.
Gen. Ed Sheppard: Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?
Gen. Ed Sheppard: Now let's blow ass!
Gen. Ed Sheppard: You've got a heart of gold. You've got the constitution of an ox. And you've got pants... of thunder.
Placido P. Placeedo: You are singing the high bit... with your ass?
Alan A. Allen: Thunderpants!
Patrick Smash: All right, then.
Patrick Smash: It was the best day of my life... ever.