David:
Why are you always wrapping yourself up in numbers like this?

Karl:
So you can come and tell me what a crock it is?

Dr. Dwyer:
Jesus was never meant to die. He failed.

Eric:
First rule, man: don't fuckin' co-operate.

Eric:
Man, I ain't seen anybody regurgitate like that since the bicentennial celebrations.

Eric:
No, man, it's what they *don't* put in it, protein. That, and all that chantin' and jumpin' and spacin' out. After awhile, your wiring blows. Women stop gettin' their periods. Guys get cheeks as smooth as the inside o' Sarah Elizabeth Murphy's left thigh.

Larry:
I love you, and Sarah. As individuals. Together, you're a mess.