Crash Tag Team Racing

[Crash comes back to Crunch without getting him the amount of coins he needs]

Crunch:
Now you're just being crazy! You're like a monkey! A monkey that can't count! Don't pet stray dogs!

[Crash comes back to Crunch without retrieving his Pinky Bear]

Crunch:
Boy, if you go grabbin' the bull by the horns, and believe me, you're gonna get milked! Drink your milk. It's about time you learned that a pig in a poke is worth two in the bush, so get me Pinky Bear!

[Crash comes back to N. Gin without his plutonium]

N. Gin:
Crash! What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful, shiny plutonium! It will be mine! I swear! Or I'll fill your head with doom!

[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick:
Did my wife send you?

[Cortex is reading Amy Gross's name on the credits]

Neo Cortex:
And to my favorite niece, Amy Gross! Nothing gross about her!

[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco:
You had to hit me! Just HAD to do it!

[Crash attacks Stew]

Stew:
Dang! Did Chick's wife send you?

[Willie is describing the location of the first Power Gem]

Willie:
Heedily Hidily Ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go SPLAT! And then everyone thinks you're a shmoe! Hee-hee-hee!

[Coco wins a race]

Coco:
How now, brown cow?

[Pasadena's car is destroyed]

Pasadena Possum:
This game su-ucks!

[Crash comes back to N. Gin without the plutonium he needs]

N. Gin:
Now I am just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[Cortex's car is flying through the air]

Neo Cortex:
If madmen were meant to fly, my cheeks would be filled with helium!

[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco:
Circle the wagons! We're under attack!

[Crunch has destroyed an opponent's vehicle]

Crunch:
I burninated that chump!

[N. Gin's vehicle is destroyed]

N. Gin:
I'm too pretty!

[Coco's car is destroyed]

Coco:
Good thing I'm insured!

[Crash attacks Coco]

Coco:
Ouch! All right! I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!

[Crash attacks Crunch]

Crunch:
Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast!

[Coco's car is flying through the air]

Coco:
I was a bird in another life!

[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick:
I blame video games!

N. Gin:
Take that, Father! What? Did I say Father?

Neo Cortex:
That wretched bandicoot foiled plan for this amusement enterprise as the ideal strategic cover!

N. Gin:
Yes, my lord! Hahaha! Heeheeha!

Neo Cortex:
Stop having fun!

N. Gin:
Oh, the delicious burning!

N. Gin:
The sweet pain!

Neo Cortex:
[his car explodes] Mommy!

Coco:
[Crash attacks her] I'm telling mom! If we had one.

[Crash attacks Willie]

Willie:
I'm only sending you four Christmas cards this year!

[Crash attacks Willie]

Willie:
I need a sick day.

[Crash attacks Old Women]

Old Women:
I'm all dead inside!

[Crash attacks Chick]

Chick:
Holy original recipe!

[Crash attacks a Drone]

Park Drones:
Hey! You broke my coccyx! That's my bum bone!

[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man:
Teenage rowdies are after my waffles!

[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man:
If I were ten years younger, I would tan your britches!

[Crash attacks Old Man]

Old Man:
Lousy Missourians!

[Crash attacks Drone]

Park Drones:
That's it! I'm calling the Henchmen Abuse Hotline!

Neo Cortex:
Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on around here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do some sneaking around but I can't, because my head is too big! I mean, look at me. I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! I need you to get me something black and slimming, because I don't want my butt to look too big!

N. Gin:
Crash, have you seen my sense of morality? Oh well.

N. Gin:
You should all wet yourselves now! Go on, get it over with.

N. Gin:
Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck.