Crash Team Racing

[first lines]

Nitrous Oxide:
Greetings, creatures of this planet. I've come to compete.So, you pesky earthlings like to race, eh, hehehehe. Well, I am Nitros Oxide, I'm the fastest racer in the galaxy. I travel to stars looking for creatures to test my skills. It's a little game I call survival of the fastest. Here's the way we play: I challenge the best driver of your world to a race for the planet. If your driver wins I'll leave your miserable meddle rock alone. But if I win I'll turn you entire goal into a concrete parking lot and make you my slaves. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get ready to race for the fate of your planet.

Pinstripe Potoroo:
Why, you call that racing? Forget about it. If you's gonna face Oxide you's gonna have to get past me first. I'm the speed champion, yeah, and I'm gonna save Earth. And for a size of vehicles!Hahahahe.

Papu Papu:
Aah. Papu not himself today. Maybe Papu not eat big enough breakfast. You are fast for be so small. Here is key to help. Oxide much bigger problem for you. Him not as big, but him much more grumpy.

Ripper Roo:
[translated from giggles] You crazy enough to race me? I'll show you wild driving. Last one across the finish line is a rotten brain.

Komodo Joe:
So, you've beaten the other racers on these tracks? Well, now you see why I'm the most feud driver on the circuit. I'll prove myself worthy to face Oxide by crashing you into brick dust. Let's race.

[last lines]

Nitrous Oxide:
AAAAARGH! You beat me once again. Now I have to go back to the planet Gasmoxia a complete loser. I must be getting slow in my old age. That's it. I'm finished racing in these mushy blackrock worlds. Keep your miserable planet. I'm out of here for good.