Narrator:
The result may not make sense, but it will last long enough for you to be comfortably seated before the feature begins.

Narrator:
Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of animated cartoons with the new Tom and Jerry Cartoon Kit. This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor--one mean, stupid cat; one sweet, lovable mouse; and assorted deadly weapons. The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.

Narrator:
Our next film will be for the kiddies, and will demonstrate a new poison gas. Thank you and good night.