Goofy:
Hello, handsome.

Goofy's reflection:
Hello, fat.

Goofy:
Who are you calling fat?

Goofy's reflection:
Who? You.

Goofy:
Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Goofy's reflection:
A bass fiddle.

Goofy:
I was an all around athlete.

Goofy's reflection:
That's right, only now you're just all round.

Goofy's reflection:
Get thee behind me, salami.

Goofy's reflection:
Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow we diet.