Pastor:
You cannot get married the second time with your wife alive.

Pastor:
Well... For kings... In extreme cases. When they need to produce an offspring.

Ramkopf:
He threw out a wife with a child.

Theophil Munchhausen:
I am not child. I am an officer!

Ramkopf:
He threw out a wife with an officer.

Baron Munchhausen:
Smart-looking face is not a sign of intellect. All the dumb things in the world are done with that facial expression. Smile, gentlemen, smile.

Baron Munchhausen:
Why can't you understand that Baron Munchhausen is famous not because he flew or did not fly to the moon, but because he doesn't lie.