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The Licker: Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know YOU are the head cheese!
The Clapper: Don't make me clap!
The Licker: The Captain of America would not approve!
Billy: Stay the f*** away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!
Dickie: Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.
Dickie: Connie? Do ya like me?
Crazy Connie: Why, sure I do! Dickie, you're my buddy!
Dickie: NO! I mean...Do you LIKE me?
The Licker: You're interrupting my reading enjoyment! I'm going elsewhere!
Dickie: I wanna do it with ya, Connie! I wanna do it with ya BAD!
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