The Licker:
Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know YOU are the head cheese!

The Clapper:
Don't make me clap!

The Licker:
The Captain of America would not approve!

Billy:
Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!

Dickie:
Beer makes you drunk. I drank beer once, with my friend Connie. I fell down and scraped my knee.

Dickie:
Connie? Do ya like me?

Crazy Connie:
Why, sure I do! Dickie, you're my buddy!

Dickie:
NO! I mean...Do you LIKE me?

The Licker:
You're interrupting my reading enjoyment! I'm going elsewhere!

Dickie:
I wanna do it with ya, Connie! I wanna do it with ya BAD!