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Toy Quotes (1982)
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Famous Toy Quotations
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Toy Story There is greatness in film that can be discussed, dissected, and talked about late into the night. Then there is genius that is right in front of our faces--we smile at the spell it puts us into and are refreshed, and nary a word needs to be spoken. This kind of entertainment is what they used to call "movie magic," and there is loads of it in this irresistible computer animation feature. Just a picture of these bright toys on the cover of Toy Story looks intriguing, reawakening the kid in us. Filmmaker John Lasseter's shorts (namely Knickknack and Tin Toy, which can be found on the Pixar video Tiny Toy Stories) illustrate not only a technical brilliance but also a great sense of humor--one in which the pun is always intended. Lasseter thinks of himself as a storyteller first and an animator second, much like another film innovator, Walt Disney. Lasseter's story is universal and magical: what do toys do when they're not played with? Cowboy Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks), Andy's favorite bedroom toy, tries to calm the other toys (some original, some classic) during a wrenching time of year--the birthday party, when newer toys may replace them. Sure enough, Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) is the new toy that takes over the throne. Buzz has a crucial flaw, though--he believes he's the real Buzz Lightyear, not a toy. Bright and cheerful, Toy Story is much more than a 90-minute commercial for the inevitable bonanza of Woody and Buzz toys. Lasseter further scores with perfect voice casting, including Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head and Wallace Shawn as a meek dinosaur. The director-animator won a special Oscar for "the development and inspired application of techniques that have made possible the first feature-length computer-animated film." In other words, the movie is great. --Doug Thomas Toy Story 2 John Lasseter and his gang of high-tech creators at Pixar create another entertainment for the ages. Like the few great movie sequels, Toy Story 2 comments on why the first one was so wonderful while finding a fresh angle worthy of a new film. The craze of toy collecting becomes the focus here, as we find out Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks) is not only a beloved toy to Andy but also a rare doll from a popular '60s children's show. When a greedy collector takes Woody, Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) launches a rescue mission with Andy's other toys. To say more would be a crime because this is one of the most creative and smile-inducing films since, well, the first Toy Story. Although the toys look the same as in the 1994 feature, Pixar shows how much technology has advanced: the human characters look more human, backgrounds are superior, and two action sequences that book-end the film are dazzling. And it's a hoot for kids and adults. The film is packed with spoofs, easily accessible in-jokes, and inspired voice casting (with newcomer Joan Cusack especially a delight as Cowgirl Jessie). But as the Pixar canon of films illustrates, the filmmakers are storytellers first. Woody's heart-tugging predicament can easily be translated into the eternal debate of living a good life versus living forever. Toy Story 2 also achieved something in the U.S. two other outstanding 1999 animated features (The Iron Giant, Princess Mononoke) could not: it became a huge box-office hit. --Doug Thomas
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- Eric Bates: Hang on, I got the key.
Jack Brown: You got the key?! Why didn't you say so?
Eric Bates: You didn't ask me. »
- Eric Bates: I know what I want.
Morehouse: He wants the Wonder Wheel,
Eric Bates: The black man!
Morehouse: He wants one in black, so all we do is...
Eric Bates: The black *man*!
Morehouse: He wants the black man. Huh? Oh no. No. No tomorrow. No next week. No next month. No next year. »
- Eric Bates: Was I bad?
Jack Brown: Were you bad? What you were gave a new meaning to the word 'bad'! »
- Eric Bates: What do you do with...your thing?
Jack Brown: Is this a hypothetical question or is there a lady involved? »
- Jack Brown: Angela! Jesus H. Christ!
Eric Bates: Is that her full name? »
- Jack Brown: C'Mon, Wizard, I'm gonna send you back to the land of Oz. »
- Jack Brown: Come back here, the game's not over.
Eric Bates: I don't feel like playing anymore.
Jack Brown: Are you upset because I was winning? You hate to lose?
Eric Bates: I just don't wanna play anymore.
Jack Brown: What if I tell your father?
Eric Bates: He won't care.
Jack Brown: Your father doesn't care that his son is a quitter?
Eric Bates: He doesn't care what I am, so long as I stay out of his way. »
- Jack Brown: Do you have a license to drive a car down the stairs? »
- Jack Brown: Does everybody around here say that?
Eric Bates: Yeah.
Jack Brown: Well I'm not gonna say it anymore. »
- Jack Brown: For 18 months I've been trying to get a job on your newspaper, but the only black people you hire do windows, mop floors and kiss ass. I don't like it, I've tried it. »
- Jack Brown: His daughter?
Jack Brown: You think she's ready?
Jack Brown: The black experience. You ready? »
- Jack Brown: I can be a part-time woman. »
- Jack Brown: I gotta pull up my boots real high because the bullshit is getting thicker. »
- Jack Brown: I'm writing a book! Writing a book is a job! »
- Jack Brown: It's that bad out there? »
- Jack Brown: Jack Brown, windows. »
- Jack Brown: Two-seven.
U.S. Bates: Two-five.
Jack Brown: Three thousand dollars.
U.S. Bates: I wonder if Eric knows what kind of a bastard he's getting. »
- Jack Brown: What do you think, Mr. O'Brein? »
- Jack Brown: What? »
- Jack Brown: Worse. »
- Morehouse: No. No tomorrow. No next week. No next month. No next year. »
- U.S. Bates: Are you crazy?
Jack Brown: Yes, but trust me! »
- U.S. Bates: Eric bought a black man. »
- U.S. Bates: For that kind of money, if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it. »
- U.S. Bates: I only get Eric for a week each year.
Jack Brown: Then you should get better lawyers, you shouldn't have to have him that long.
U.S. Bates: It just so happens I love him.
Jack Brown: Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn. »
- U.S. Bates: I want Eric to understand that having money means never having to say you're sorry.
Jack Brown: I think that's about all the kid understands. »
- U.S. Bates: Now, Senator, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a fund raiser, we'd be all alone. »
- U.S. Bates: The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality. In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality. »
- U.S. Bates: War has been declared! »
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