Hiram Gummer:
We will make Rejection our last bastion, our last line of defense.

Juan Padilla:
Our Alamo.

Hiram Gummer:
Juan, we were the losers at the Alamo.

Juan Padilla:
Speak for yourself, Gringo.

Hiram Gummer:
Well that's just dandy.

Hiram Gummer:
I feel I've not been privy to critical, most needful information.

Fu Yien Chang:
What happened to the gingerbread?

Hiram Gummer:
I ate it of course.

Fu Yien Chang:
But I thought you said I could...

Hiram Gummer:
A word of advice, young man. Anyone can be taken advantage of, and if you can, do.

Fu Yien Chang:
Mr Gummer, I fixed your wheel.

Hiram Gummer:
Impossible, it's a complete loss.

Fu Yien Chang:
Nope.

Hiram Gummer:
Well I... my that's remarkable. Thank You. Thank You very much.

Fu Yien Chang:
That'll be five dollars please.

Hiram Gummer:
Now listen here, no workman would dare ask more than two bits.

Fu Yien Chang:
I'm the only wheel fixer in town! No one else till Carson City.

Hiram Gummer:
That's highway robbery.

Fu Yien Chang:
A word of advice, Mr Gummer. Anyone can be taken advantage of. And if you can, do.

Juan Padilla:
You always had everything, didn't you?

Hiram Gummer:
Several of everything.

Juan Padilla:
I just like to get one of something.

Hiram Gummer:
I haven't been on a horse since I... since my 6th birthday party. No, actually, that - that was a camel.