Tricky Dicks 
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Larry: You know my sister was engaged with a wooden-legged guy.
Sgt. Moe: Yeah?
Larry: She broke it off.
Sgt. Moe: The engagement?
Larry: No, the leg.
Sgt. Moe: I have to do everything around here!
Shemp: I've got it! A terrific headache.
Sgt. Moe: Quiet, everyone! Genius at work!
Larry: Hey, you forgot something!
Larry: That's what you forgot!
Shemp: Release that guy who stole eleven bottles of whiskey. I know he's guilty, but the DA said we can't make a case out of eleven bottles.