Larry:
You know my sister was engaged with a wooden-legged guy.

Sgt. Moe:
Yeah?

Larry:
She broke it off.

Sgt. Moe:
The engagement?

Larry:
No, the leg.

Sgt. Moe:
I have to do everything around here!

Shemp:
I've got it! A terrific headache.

Sgt. Moe:
Quiet, everyone! Genius at work!

Larry:
Hey, you forgot something!

Larry:
That's what you forgot!

Shemp:
Release that guy who stole eleven bottles of whiskey. I know he's guilty, but the DA said we can't make a case out of eleven bottles.