Joshua:
Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!

Sheriff Freak:
There're sandwiches for tonight! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!

Drugstore Owner:
It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!

Joshua:
Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?

Seth:
No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

Drugstore Owner:
Here, try some Nilbog milk. High in vitamin content. It's free.

Sheriff Freak:
He was one of us... and you killed him! Now it's your turn!

Drugstore Owner:
There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.

Drugstore Owner:
Yuck!

Drugstore Owner:
Don't you know, we're vegetarian's in Nilbog.

Drugstore Owner:
There's no coffee here in Nilbog - it's the Devil's drink!

Holly:
Dear Elliot Cooper, tomorrow morning will be your final chance. The beautiful Holly Waites, or your little boys. Make a choice Elliot.

Michael:
Do you see this writing?... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it. (He starts to take his belt off)

Joshua:
What are you gonna do to me?

Michael:
I'm tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and I suggest your mother and sister do likewise.

Michael:
Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality - I won't allow it!

Diana:
Joshua is not a little shit, he's just very sensitive.

Joshua:
They're eating my mommy!

Joshua:
AHHHHH!

Diana:
Don't hit him, Michael! For God's sake, PLEASE don't him!

Creedence:
THAT... is ENOUGH!

Joshua:
A double-decker bologna sandwich!

Creedence:
Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Brent:
No... no... no more popcorn!