Computer Voice:
In the event of sudden archive decompression, a subnet mask will rez into your overhead memory. If you are accompanying any subprograms, please install your own mask before assisting them.

Various:
You would probably lose your header if it weren't compiled on.

Various:
Reveal your creation date or I will disassemble your code one operation at a time!

Various:
Eight bits short of a byte.

Mercury:
I guess this is end-of-line.