Nick:
You have the right to soak in your own urine.

Nick:
This is my BOOMSTICK.

Cary Kang:
The wise man acts before he speaks. Or is it the other way around?

Nick:
It's not gonna matter after I'm through with you, Confucious.

Nick:
No, I'm just happy to see you.

Nick:
Got here in the nick of time. HA. I crack myself up.

Nick:
That sounds like a line from a bad video game.

George:
If it isn't the Nick-the-nick-meister-lamma-damma-ding-dong.

George:
They call it the City of Angels. Funny. In my 30 years here, I haven't seen a single one.

Nick:
Alright, come to Neo...

Nick:
Mess with the EOD, end up DOA! Man, that was corny...

Nick:
Kang here... hello?

Ancient Wu:
Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find revenge...

Nick:
What was that? Ancient Wu?

Ancient Wu:
The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...

Nick:
Wait-wait, sorry, I don't quite follow...

Ancient Wu:
Santa Monica Airport, Hangar 6, asshole!

Agent Masterson:
Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.

Nick:
Man, who peed in your coffee?

Nick:
Oh shit, it's dim sum time!

Dispatcher:
Be on the lookout for a stolen truck loaded with Activision video games. Be advised: Cargo is of great value; stop the truck with minimum damage.

Nick:
Run Forrest, run!

Nick:
The ladies call me "Quick Nick" for a reason... uh, not that reason.

Nick:
Now that was pretty cool...!

Nick:
What? I can't hear you! Oh, you can't hear me either...