Tuff Turf 
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Page Hiller: Your bike is in pieces and you tell me nothing happened? Did you at least find out if they have any insurance?
Morgan Hiller: Insurance? This isn't Connecticut; no one has insurance around here!
Stuart Hiller: Can you fix it?
Morgan Hiller: Yeah, as soon as I learn how to walk on water, I'll get right on it, Dad.
Nick Hauser: I should just ice your ass right now.
Morgan Hiller: Yeah?
Nick Hauser: Yeah.
Morgan Hiller: Why? Because I danced with one of your boyfriends?
Ronnie: I don't know. If you ask me, he's either the toughest guy at Lawson or the stupidest.
Feather: No way. He went to one of those brain factories back east, and I mean the guy's head is totally crammed.
Frankie Croyden: Yeah, with bullshit!
Jimmy Parker: She belongs to Nick.
Morgan Hiller: C'mon Jimmy, Lincoln freed the slaves. All I want to do is talk to her.
Jimmy Parker: All I want to do is live!
Ronnie: Wow! Check out that lawn! It's a block-long of perfect green!
Morgan Hiller: It's a golf course, Ron.
Stuart Hiller: Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him.
Page Hiller: Mm-hmm. So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, 'Wow, they're so green!'
Brian Hiller: If you leave this house, I'll have you picked up within 24 hours.
Morgan Hiller: Great, I could use all the help I can get tonight.
Security Guard: There's no bike-riding on campus.
Morgan Hiller: I was sort of hoping I could take a quick ride through history.
Jimmy Parker: Let me see your blade.
Feather: You'll never use it.
Jimmy Parker: Come on, maybe I want to clean my teeth, all right?
Feather: Be careful.
Feather: Come on, Ronnie, Jimmy isn't your type.
Ronnie: Well, maybe if you moved the hair out of your eyes...
Feather: Don't touch!
Ronnie: ...you'd see how wrong you are.
Nick Hauser: Oh yeah, if I ever catch you near Frankie again, I'll take you out so fast, you won't even have time to spit.
Frankie Croyden: Hey, everybody's staring at me.
Morgan Hiller: Yes, they are. Well, what's happening now is, you see; the girls are wondering where they've seen you before and the guys are wondering why the hell they haven't.
Ronnie: Can you believe this place? There's not a zit in the house!
Ronnie: At first I gagged. But, after awhile it's really easy. I mean you guys swallow, don't you?
Stuart Hiller: Life is not a problem to be solved; it's a mystery to be lived. So live it... and feel good about it.
Frankie Croyden: Excuse me! I promised I'd meet Ronnie at Woolworth's to look at wedding rings.
Morgan Hiller: Frankie, you don't belong to Nick.
Frankie Croyden: Well, maybe not. But, I don't belong to you, either.
Frankie Croyden: I thought things were supposed to be easy when you have money.
Morgan Hiller: It is, if you don't take it seriously.
Frankie Croyden: How do you do that?
Morgan Hiller: By letting it go. I don't think you can hold onto anything until you let it go.
Mickey: Rain from heaven, Maricon!
Jimmy Parker: too bad they took your car, man.
Morgan Hiller: I don't own a car, man.
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