Jimmy Tong:
That's definitely not a rental.

Clark Devlin:
Never touch my tuxedo.

Jimmy Tong:
The name's Tong, James Tong.

Jimmy Tong:
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.

Clark Devlin:
Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.

Winton Chalmers:
Life's a bitch.

Del Blaine:
He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.

Jimmy Tong:
You are very smart. Good speller.

Cheryl:
Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.