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Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Clark Devlin: Never touch my tuxedo.
Jimmy Tong: The name's Tong, James Tong.
Jimmy Tong: When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
Clark Devlin: Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.
Winton Chalmers: Life's a bitch.
Del Blaine: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.
Jimmy Tong: You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.
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