Twelve Chairs 
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Ippolit Vorobyaninov: You're not worth spitting on!
Father Fyodor: Oh yeah? Well, you are!
Nikolai Sestrin: I hate people I don't like.
Father Fyodor: Oh, God! You're so strict!
Ostap Bender: Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you.
Ippolit Vorobyaninov: I am cousin Kiev, from Vorobyaninov. All of the Michaels are dead.
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