Jeremy Lewis:
I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!

Fatty Lewis:
This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your noses, and don't think I don't notice, 'cause I do. Buy your own f***ing glue!

Greyo:
Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".

Terry:
I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.

Greyo:
Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?

Jeremy Lewis:
Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?

Terry:
Three words? They hired a poet to do three fucking words?

Jeremy Lewis:

%drug squad%Jeremy Lewis:
Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco?

Julian Lewis:
No?

Jeremy Lewis:
They hand you over to the rug squad. Aaaah I fuckin' had ew!

Jeremy Lewis:
The way of the transgressor... is fuckin' 'ard, like.