Twin Town 
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Jeremy Lewis: I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!
Fatty Lewis: This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your noses, and don't think I don't notice, 'cause I do. Buy your own f***ing glue!
Greyo: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
Terry: I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.
Greyo: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
Jeremy Lewis: Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?
Terry: Three words? They hired a poet to do three fucking words?
%drug squad%Jeremy Lewis: Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco?
Julian Lewis: No?
Jeremy Lewis: They hand you over to the rug squad. Aaaah I fuckin' had ew!
Jeremy Lewis: The way of the transgressor... is fuckin' 'ard, like.